~appraisal term meaning~

Forwarded stuff...which one are you? :)


Average Employee - Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet

Active Socially - Drinks a lot

Character Above Reproach - Still one step ahead of the law

Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

Plans for advancement - Buys drinks for all the boys/girls

Uses Logic on Difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

Meticulous Attention to Detail - A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities - Has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky

Keen Sense of Humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded - Back Stabber

Of Great Value to the Organisation - Gets to work on time

Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at desk

Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else (thank god I'm no longer loyal!)