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The woman's list..

This is true in a funny kinda way...yup we want it all..and of course, there's no such guy! sigh....it was in the mail btw...


How to make a woman happy...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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6 comments:

knitfreak-to-be said...

hahaha...bnyk tu, NO man can live to it ;)

tambah satu..atas sekali, become an imam -

there is this one funny comparison man expect their future wife to be able to cook and serve a whole football team a decent meal, so by right a woman should be able to expect her future hubby to be able jadi imam to at least their family, barula adil kan?

I say NO, coz being an imam in the family is what required from a man in Islam, but being a great cook? not mentioned anywhere in Al-Quran? consider bonus la tu...:)

isk..membebel panjang lagi, tu la ko Shaz bagi topic sensitip ni, panjang la aku ceramah... tinggal nak buat separate post je for this ;)

shazzain said...

Yup being able to lead a family is definately in the list for me too..juz not mentioned in this list of forwarded email..

Anonymous said...

btw the "anonymous" tuh is me - maheran kay..

Anonymous said...

WOWWWW byknye tuh!! but I really dont think there are these type of man in this world..!!

sheri said...

hey shaz, so funny, :), n so impossible to find

shazzain said...

Maheran & Sheri...it's definately impossible! =)