This is a fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little :)
Once upon a time, in a faraway land…
A beautiful independent self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near castle…
The frog hopped onto the princess’ lap and said “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me…
One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am,
And then my sweet we can marry
And set up housekeeping in your castle…with MY mother;
Where you can prepare MY meals, clean MY clothes, bear MY children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so…
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs, seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don’t f**kin think so…!
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